Here's an arrested drunk guy sings queen's bohemian rhapsody. Robert Wilkinson, got arrested for intoxication and didn't agree with the charges. After pleading his case, he decides to belt out his emotions... through the music of Queen. I think he should be also be charged of noise pollution.
What to do when you get arrested
cute boy struggling to get a hug
I love how he does pushups and gets back to hugging :) That's how love should be... just keep on pushing or trying... lol
Funny Cats
Song 1: Gioachino Rossini - The Thieving Magpie
Song 2: The Presidents of the United States of America - Kitty
Song 3: The Nutcracker
Song 4: Smash Mouth - All Star
Song 5: The Wiseguys - Ooh La La
Pacquiao vs. Mosley Video Stream
Pacquiao vs Mosley Fight will be on May 7, 2011. He needs to defend his World Boxing Organization (WBO) welterweight crown against Shane Mosley. The fight will be held at fabled MGM Grand in Las Vegas.
32 songs in 8 minutes by Freddie25
Can you cover 32 songs in just 8 minutes? Well apparently this guy can... watch him and his guitar covering 32 songs in 8 minutes...
Tomato Garden
very thoughtful story...
An old man lived alone. He wanted to plant his annual
tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
His only son, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man
wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Son,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my
tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden
plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would
be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
DON'T DIG UP THAT GARDEN!!!! That's where the cash from the robbery is.
Love,
Your Son
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up
the entire area without finding any money. They apologized to the
old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do.
Love you, Your son
IT Technical Support
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
Dear Tech Support ,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 .
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
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Reply
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1 .
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
English is a very difficult language - FOR SOME!
I dont know if you will find it funny...
my friend just forwarded this news clip to me.
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