Joke of the day: Chinese call center
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone.You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..
Caller: Oh ......God!!!
Joke of the day: Funny Banner Sign
A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Don't kill our Employee.... . Leave them to us
Joke of the day: Job opening
After reading the form filled by an applicant..
The employer said: " WE do have an... opening for you...! "
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"
Joke of the day: Love quotes
Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved.!"
Girl: That's good, Give me 12 of them..!
Joke of the day: Useful
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!
Laughing babies
Can you imagine what would happen if one of them starts to cry? hahaha... they are so cute...
Joke of the day
Philosophy of life
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD ,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!
Joke of the day: What is Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams...!
Joke of the day
An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:
"If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"
Joke of the day
Employee:Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!
Joke of the day
Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present.. Its just that, One loves too much, And the other loves too many!
Joke of the day
Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called "Saints" But now they are called.. " IT professionals "
Joke of the day
Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called "Saints" But now they are called.. " IT professionals "
If The Other Party Wins
A short vid from my favorite collegehumor... Just in time for the United States of America election.
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