Are my testicles black?

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>> A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
>> mask over
>> his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a
>> partial
>> sponge bath.
>> Nurse’, he mumbles, from behind the mask. ‘Are my testicles black?’
>> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, ‘I don’t know, Sir. I’m only
>> here to
>> wash your upper body and feet.’
>> He struggles to ask again, ‘Nurse, please check. Are my testicles
>> black?’
>> Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from
>> worry
>> about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back
>> the
>> covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his
>> testicles
>> in the other.
>> Then, she takes a close look and says, There’s nothing wrong with
>> them,
>> Sir!’
>> The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
>> slowly,
>> ‘Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
>> closely......
>> A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?